Every time I have a girls night in, the same stuff happens regardless of whichever girlfriend I'm with. It can't just be me, it must be every single one of us, surely?!!
Let's see what you think...
1. "We'll take it slow"
Yeah sounds like a plan. Single voddies all night, no problem! Three drinks later there's more vodka in the glass than air in the kitchen. Who needs mixers by 10pm?!
2. "Remember the time when..."
What is it with bevvies and memory lane? The same shit is funny every, single, time! Is it just me or do we not even make new memories any more? It's all about the good old days.
3. "Hold that thought, I need a wee... you coming with?"
The conversation is that intense... it's suddenly perfectly acceptable to follow your bestie and sit on the edge of the bath whilst they pee.
4. "Sorry to interrupt you..."
Dominant speaker. There's always one!! Wouldn't have it any other way though would you. Gives us more drinking time and stops the conversation getting out of hand... or does it...
5. "OMG stick the Spice Girls on!"
Is there anything quite as enjoyably pathetic as that "whoooooo do you think you are" solo, followed by your best bitch doing the Mel C bit straight after? "Do you THINK YOU ARE?!"
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Is there anything quite as enjoyably pathetic as that "whoooooo do you think you are" solo, followed by your best bitch doing the Mel C bit straight after? "Do you THINK YOU ARE?!"
6. "What was my point?"
Talk about going off on a tangent. One thing leads to another, which leads to another, which leads to utter verbal chaos that wouldn't know a point of conversation if it jabbed them in the boob.
7. "What shall we eat?"
Hit me with your regular going's on, let's see how many I've missed out...!
With all the good intentions in the world, that diet is out of the window. Sod the pre-planned hummous and carrot sticks and sod the fact that it's so close to payday - there's always wriggle room for pizza!
Hit me with your regular going's on, let's see how many I've missed out...!
hahaha! This is hilarious because it's so true! Every girls night in is like this. Love it x
ReplyDeleteI'm with you on the pizza... or at uni it was often hash brown sandwiches! Sound like you have great girls nights in! And congratulations because someone loved this post so much, they added it to the #BlogCrush linky! Feel free to collect your "I've been featured" blog badge :)
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