*Giveaway* Win a Gro to Bed Jolly Jungle Cotbed Set RRP £49.99

I have a good few Gro Company reviews to carry out over the next couple of days, all of which will involve a giveaway - wahooo!


To celebrate my collaboration I have a Gro to Bed Jolly Jungle Cotbed Set worth £49.99 to giveaway.


It contains a beautifully jungle themed fitted sheet and pillowcase with a duvet cover. The unique zip system attaches the sheet to the duvet so it helps prevent your little one's kicking the sheet off in the night and becoming cold, tangled or slipping out of bed, as Carson so often used to do when he made the transition from Cot to Bed. The pillow case is also held into place by an elastic holder.


Sounds like making the bed in the morning will be a right old breeze with this too!


As usual, t&c's apply. 
Please ensure you read and comply as so many people do not and I constantly have to remove their entries before drawing the winner


 1. This is open to UK residents
2. Winner has 5 days to acknowledge and respond before another winner will be redrawn
3. All reasonable efforts and channels will be used to attempt contact. 
4. Competition closes at midnight 1st June 2014.
5. I will be sending the prize myself and ask that you allow up to 28 days for delivery thanks to the newborn!
All entries are checked so, as tempting as it may be to skim through the Rafflecopter entry, you will be doing yourself out of a genuine chance to win a cracking prize. 
So enter genuinely because, as you've probably gathered, I do check guys.
GOOD LUCK!!


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95 comments:

  1. My little boy and I often mention our neighbour and refer to her as "The lady next door".
    One day my boy went through my drawers in my bedroom and found my sanitary products - I said "Put them back darling they're ladies things".
    A couple of weeks later my neighbour popped around and my little boy went to my bedroom and kept running in and handing my neighbour all these tampons! We were in hysterics - it took about 10 minutes for me to realise it was because I said they were "ladies things", he was obviously trying to return them to their rightful owner :)

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  2. My son woke me at 2am saying sticky hands mummy and was patting my face. I thought he hasn't had chocolate, then realized he had pooped and wiped it on my face lol. (Marie Lovell on Facebook)

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  3. Man - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
    Woman - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

    :) @tracyknixon

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  4. Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant

    Ashleigh

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  5. I recently left my (unopened of course!) sanitary products out on the dresser in the bedroom by accident, and little man came running up to me trying to eat them thinking they were sweets! Oops!
    Stacey Guilliatt

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  6. debbie creasey12 May 2014 at 22:17

    great prize wud be fab for friends new baby!

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  7. my only funny stories since having a baby are about him! my 20 month old is still in a cot but one night he came in with us in the middle of the night (hes getting his molars so teething really badly). in the morning,my other half put his arm around my son, felt a little smooth bum and shot up & said "wheres his nappy?!" he'd taken his nappy off and put it under the blanket! and before we even had a chance to put a new one on, he peed on his daddys pillow!

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  8. Hmmmm. So I've sat for the last 15 minutes trying to think of something funny to post and come up with .... nothing. Clearly I'm just not funny, maybe I could send you a picture of my make up less face to make you laugh?!

    Cat
    www.rockandrollpussycat.co.uk

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  9. Actually .... I've just opened Google Chrome to search for 'Blogger' to post a blog post and as I started to type the word 'Blogger' the first thing it brought up was 'Blow your load in my mouth' Eeeeek. I'm the only person that uses this laptop. I think it's possessed and a little pornographic.

    Cat

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  10. What did the elder chimney say to the younger chimney?
    You're too young to smoke!

    (kim neville) @kimneville2

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  11. I asked my daughter to take off her shoes and she asked me do all humans have bare feet ? I said yes and she replied so do all bears have human feet x

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  12. my 2 year old has just been pointing at your blog page whilst sat on my knee telling me 'yummy potatoes' couldn't work it out until i realised he was pointing at the jelly beans lol

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  13. We finally had our scan to determine the sex of our child on Friday, as the man was having a look i yelled out it's a boy!!!!! It was hillarious, I now have a piccy from the bottom up which looks like a tripod ;-)

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  14. My little girl asks are dolphins clever?

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  15. My 6 month old has just realized that if she blows raspberries whilst eating mummy gets covered in sloppy, yucky food. Great :)

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  16. when our Daughter was younger asking me if I remember The Plague???? Lol

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  17. I think my 4 year old son watches too much TV. Just made him cherry pie and after the first bite he wanted to show his appreciation and shouted "Wowcher!" - Kay Broomfield

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  18. my son asked me the other morning what puberty was i so loved explaining this at half 7 in the morning over my frosties

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  19. my little one year old did an inproptu karate pose the other day - it was hilarious, now he thinks its great and poses so hard he starts to quiver :)

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  20. Me and my brother recently went to New York and one day decided to go to the Statue of Liberty. The security is really tight just like an airport. We had just gone through the security and my brother felt something dangling down his leg. He looked down to find a pair of boxer shorts that he had worn the day before. We found it so funny and hope the security didn't see.

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  21. Jemma taylor
    Jemmaharman@hotmail.com
    Me and my brother recently went to New York and one day decided to go to the Statue of Liberty. The security is really tight just like an airport. We had just gone through the security and my brother felt something dangling down his leg. He looked down to find a pair of boxer shorts that he had worn the day before. We found it so funny and hope the security didn't see.

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  22. My little girls favourite joke- How do you weigh a whale? at a whale weigh station :)

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  23. Days of the week from my son Harvey today ... "Monday, Bin Day, Tuesday,Wednesday,Friday,Saturday,Sunday....and Thursday goes in the middle."

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  24. Dyslexic man walks into a bra

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  25. what shakes and lives under the sea?..................... A Nervous Wreck!

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  26. I went to do a talk at my daughters nursery last week about working as a vet. I had been there a while and the children were busy bandaging a toy dog when one little girl came up to me, poked me in the breast and said "You've got big boobies." I didn't know what to say other than "Thank you"!!!

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  27. well, its pregnancy baby brain related, it made me laugh, hope you will smile at least, was about to leave the house and was planning to wear my pump, few minutes later looked at my feet and saw leather boots..i dont even remember how i put shoes on)

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  28. My little boy doesn't much like wearing clothes, we've started putting undies on him over his nappies to try and keep them on. When we lived in our old house (he will have been 11month ish when this happened) I was woken by him shouting. I went in to his room to find him stood in his cot bum naked weeing through the bars of his cot. What makes it worse is he had done a poop in his nappy and then with his bare bum sat on his bedtime Mickey giving him a turd tache :'(

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  29. My daughter is 2, she is becoming more aware of nappies and attempting potty training. She was playing with her Peppa Pig toys yesterday when she came up to me and took my hand saying mummy walk. She took me over ot her Candy cat and Peppa pig figures and pointed saying Candy check Peppa's bum!! Peppa was lying down on her front and Candy was stood behind her! Crazy kids :)

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  30. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain

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  31. Madame, this vacuum cleaner will cut your work in half.

    Good. I’ll take two of them


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  32. An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes.

    When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write that down so you won't forget?"

    "Nonsense," says the husband, "I can remember a dish of ice cream."

    "Well," says the wife, "I'd also like some strawberries and whipped cream on it."

    "My memory's not all that bad," says the husband. "No problem -- a dish of ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream. I don't need to write it down."

    He goes into the kitchen; his wife hears pots and pans banging around. The husband finally emerges from the kitchen and presents his wife with a plate of bacon and eggs.

    She looks at the plate and asks, "Hey, where's the toast I asked for?"

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  33. something that happened this afternoon. while I was feeding our 6 month old son, our daughter took the dog out into the garden and fed her the whole packet of treats! no wonder the dog follows our daughter round the house. @emmajlowe

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  34. After telling my son to stop picking his nose he got is finger and tried to stick it up mine instead!
    Boys!

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  35. When my eldest was 2, we'd put her to bed but could still hear her running around her room ,we went up to put her back in bed only to find she'd pooped in her nappy, taken it off and smeared it on the walls and carpet! Worst night ever!

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  36. @nking66
    What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone?

    A golden receiver!

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  37. Guess What - I am sitting crouched up with my knees and my head tucked in ... Why's that You Ask ? ... cause that's just how I roll....

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  38. When's the best time or visit the dentist? At tooth hurty x

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  39. Hello is it me your looking for?....

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  40. Doctor, doctor, Ithink I'm a pair of curtains. Pull yourself together!
    Sarah Hurrell

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  41. Erm... i can't think of anything to say. my mind has gone completely blank when it comes to jokes and my life is so boring right now i have nothing exciting to say. how sad ami??!!

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  42. I pointed out a penguin yesterday that was perched on my parent's fence. Nope it was a pigeon. Doh. Baby brain!

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  43. My daughter (who is two) has recently been learning that if she's naughty, she gets her toys taken away and she has to earn them back. One day last week, she came over to the sofa, took my remote, put it in her toy box and tried to utter the phrase "It's been confiscated" (of course it came out like gobbledegook). When I asked her what I had to do to get it back, she replied, "Be good!" - I guess she's learning then!?

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  44. Would love to win this!! How long until bubba #2? xx

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  45. When I was the late stage of labour, my hubby looked at me and said, " What the **** was that? You sound like a bloody aardvark!". I was not impressed at the time, but still chuckle about it now.

    @mummiafelice (Tracy B)

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  46. What did the cheese say to the mirror?

    HALLOUMI

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  47. What did the big phone say to the little phone? Your to young to be engaged ;-) twitter name xd4ni3ll3x

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  48. erm dont know what to say! hi :)

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  49. I was at the cash machine yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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  50. I was helping my youngest with her English homework, she was learning about apostrophes. She was becoming increasingly frustrated trying to put them in the right place. The next moment the paper went flying across the room as she shouted " I just can't get the hang of these prostitutes!"
    Karen Barrett I am @chocolateonemse on Twitter

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  51. why is tiggers paws always dirty because he likes playing with poo

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  52. why is tiggers paws always dirty , because he always plays with poo

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  53. What do you get if u sit under an elephant????

    A pat on the head. x

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  54. What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
    A walkie talkie!

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  55. When mynson Dexter was born we were waiting for the paediatrician to come around to us before we could go home. When he arrived he asked if he'd poo'd and I said no not yet. As he pulled his nappy off he started squeezing and out came this giant bubble that popped and went everywhere. The paediatricians face was hilarious as he slowly started backing away.

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  56. what did the baby corn say to the mama corn

    wheres pop corn


    xx maria blythin

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  57. I told my son yesterday that he was very handsome...aghast, he snapped, "I'm not handsome! I'm a CUTIE PIE!!!"

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  58. What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?










    Swimming trunks

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  59. I used to call my step son who was about 4 years old chicken, one day I called him chicken and he turned around and said I am not a flipping chicken I am Tom

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  60. Paula Readings31 May 2014 at 16:31

    3 men walk into a bar... you would of thought one of them would of seen it!

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  61. my husband proposed to me dressed as shrek

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  62. I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet 'Best Before End...'

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  63. A pack of dental floss fell out of the bathroom cabinet onto the floor. My son picked it up and said all excited "Oooh look mummy, tiny little toilet paper" haha ;)

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  64. Knock knock
    who's there
    Monty the Incredible interrupting sheep
    Month the...
    Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    :-)

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  65. Jane Middleton31 May 2014 at 22:32

    Thanks for the giveaway.
    janemphoto@aol.com

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  66. I'm rubbish at jokes but maybe I can make you smile simply by letting you know that life is good here! new baby, new house - happy times :)

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  67. Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?

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  68. When I was giving birth to my daughter, I trumped in the midwife's face!

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  69. I was out shopping the other day and an old woman threw a piece of cheese at me.... I thought how mature!

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  70. Whenever I eat eggs I always have to chuckle as my little boy always used to refuse them as he thought they were chicken poo as they come out of their bums

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  71. I used to know a good joke about eggs but I don't think it would crack you up :)

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  72. If you could see my little one's silly faces that would really make you laugh, she's so funny :)

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  73. What hides in. A bakery at Christmas....l a mince spy :-D

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  74. great prize! I would love to win

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  75. what you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman ? .....A frostbite :)

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  76. My son's favourite joke....Where do pirates like to go shopping? - ARRRRgos

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  77. What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Phillipe Philop

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  78. Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains. Pull yourself together!

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  79. Well, I guess the funniest thing that seems to make all my friends and family chuckle, happened a couple of years ago, when I was celebrating a rare night out with work. I don't usually drink much, but this night, my first with no children or babies or breastfeeding, it was going to be fun!
    So I had a few shots with my workmates, and ended up slumped across a table while everyone else was dancing, when the alcohol bravery hit me....hard.
    I wanted to dance like no-one had danced before, I wanted to show my Boss what a good time fun person I was, I wanted to show my work-mates I was no shrinking violet...I spotted them all dancing in a group, and they called me over. "Coming my babies!" I cringe now remembering how I started to run to them, standing just behind some tables and chairs, when it hit me, I would run and jump onto my boss!!! Brilliant, how could it fail? So I took my run-up....faster faster..until bang! I hit the gigantic mirrored wall.
    My workmates were all standing behind me, peeing themselves laughing, I had run AWAY from them, waving at their reflections, lord knows how I had missed the fact that I would have been in the reflection too.......I broke my nose as well. Sigh.

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  80. The children during an argument over Lego blocks:

    8 year old. I hate you sometimes, I could kill you

    6 year old. If you did Nanny & Grandad would ground you for a week!

    Lydia Graham

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  81. My daughter who's 7 isn't the brightest of children at times. A few weeks back she saw we washing and peeling some potatoes for dinner. When I served her a plate of acti fried chips she looked confused and asked where was the potatoes I had been cutting? I had to laugh as I replied "Lily those chips are made from potatoes" She is silly sometimes x

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  82. How do you get Pikachu on a bus....pokemon!

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  83. WOW, My son would love this! Such a lovely giveaway :) Fingers crossed! :) xxxxx

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  84. My oldest son (3yrs old) said to me this morning "mam I love you more than cup of tea"
    He adores tea so it made me smile lol xx

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  85. My son was singing the wheels on the bus in the car the other morning so I joined in, at which he stopped and shouted "No Mummy", apparently he doesn't appreciate my singing

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  86. My daughters favourite joke is why did Tigger look in the toilet? I bet you can guess the answer..

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  87. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer
    What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no idea

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  88. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

    A carrot

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  89. My 4 year old Daughter suggested that Mummy should marry Uncle Craig as Daddy didn't want to marry her!

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  90. What do you call a donkey with one leg - wonkey

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  91. Mr Smith: I hate to tell you, but your wife just fell down the wishing well.
    Mr Brown: It works!

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